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Canine Special - Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Chocolate Pizza - Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

Cockblock - To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.

Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.) Bunny Boiler - A partner in a relationship that acts irrationally and with impulsive, extreme, behavior. Chicken Choker - A person who masturbates Chicken Cutlet - While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.

Right after you blow your load, clamp her mouth shut, and whisper in her ear, "I've got syphillis." The spooge should shoot out her nose in record time. Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. Areola - The dark red or light brown ring of skin surrounding the nipple.

Alaskan Fire Dragon - Get the chick on her knees for a BJ. Animal play - When one or both partners pretend to be an animal (Ex - dog, horse) in a role play.

Balloon Knot - When you bend over and I can see up right up the wazoo. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

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Beer Dick - This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking.Auxiliary Intercoure - Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in the armpit Azozoospermia - Semen containing no sperm, either because the testicles cannot make sperm or because of blockage in the reproductive tract. Badly Packed Kebab - A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia Butch - A lesbian who prefers traditionally masculine dress, style, expression, or identity. Bang, banged, banging, bangs - To have sexual intercourse with. Ballsacking - Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Barely Legal - Girls who have reached the age of 18, or look like they've just turned 18, newbies to porn. Beaver Leaver - A homosexual (male) Bimbot - A pornslut who is as cold and unfeeling during sex as her plastic boobs, lips, cheeks, etc.